Wednesday, October 28, 2009
8. Chapter 72---To whom shall we go?
Returning to Elder Scott's address, if Christ is the only one and we turn away, who can help us with those decisions and challenges that Heavenly Father knew would be beyond our ability? If we choose not to follow Him, how shall we survive? To whom shall we go? I know there is no other way. With every fiber of my being, I know Christ lives and that because He lives and died for us, we can inherit eternal life. He showed us the way...He IS the way--- the Bread of Life.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
7. Chapter 88---Jaws
Haha actually it all started because I made the claim that you could tell how good a guy kissed by how good looking his jaw was! I still stand by my theory. It is a hypothesis I would dedicate my life to proving true. In fact, as a science minded person, I plan on actually doing a legit study and publishing my findings on my hypothesis one day. I will be famous one day :)
That's why I go by Jaws :)
Thursday, October 22, 2009
6. Chapter 7--- Engaged Roommates....Bridezillas Occasionally

Three weeks into the semester though, my room-roommate got engaged! We were all so excited at first! We would throw her a shower and help her shop for flowers and buy her lingerie! It was our little apartments dream! We were all so excited! (And don’t get me wrong, we still are most of the time)
Then our engaged roommate morphed into “bridezilla” for the first time! Taking her stress of school and wedding planning and fiancĂ© time out on us, she turned VERY scary! This began only to manifest itself on small occasions and then slowly more and more, until now it is almost all we see with occasional sprits of the roommate we love.
Also once you’re engaged, apparently it is an unwritten rule that you are a professional at relationships. This then entitles you to force your opinion on relationships and dating on to all those around you. This applies to every new bride to be, including those, who like my roommate, have only ever dated and kissed one guy, their current fiancĂ©. I feel as if I, who have kissed and dated a multitude of men, had my fair share of serious relationships, and have had five older siblings as examples of what to do and not to do, have more advice then she will ever have. (In case you can’t tell, I’m a little annoyed at that one…) What frustrates me the most is that we have one freshman roommate who is barely getting the hang of what it means to be in college, and the bridezilla is trying to control her every move when it comes to dating and boys… Everyone deserves their agency!
Now don’t get me wrong, I still love this Bridezilla, but I just hope the wedding comes soon or she gets over the stress of being newly engaged! Because if not, this will prove to be a very long semester! Good thing my other two roommates and I can just laugh at her and ignore her slight temporary insanity!!!

Isn’t life a blast?!
Monday, October 19, 2009
5. Chapter 19: English Paper Topic
This isn't going to be an entertaining story :) But it could lead to an A paper, which would lead to me getting a good grade in this class, which would lead to me celebrating, which inevitably---because I am who I am--- lead to a very exciting, very entertaining story!
My Research Topic has to do with Metabolism and genetics.
How much is the ability for people to gain and lose weight (metabolism) a genetic factor? Do people have natural tendencies to be fat or overweight?
I would approach it from the science level (obviously), but I really do want to know once and for all: are you destined to be fat or skinny? Are my children doomed to be fat because my great Greek Grandmother weighed 200 pounds? Or is it the fact that my great Italian Grandmother always had homemade spaghetti sauce on the stove with fresh homemade bread to dip in it available at all times that we just have learned to eat fattening, yet tasty food?
It is something to think about huh? :)
Sunday, October 18, 2009
4. Chapter 32: A little of Italy
De Dolche Vida
Quickly taking action on what I considered to be pure inspiration, I dangerously maneuvered through traffic and pulled in front of this new discovery! "We can just look at a menu and decide how it looks, ok?"
One glance was all we needed! Gnocchi, tortellini, raviolis, etc. And to make it that much better, the staff BARELY spoke English! This was going to be great...
I ordered, by recommendation, the Chef's Patter: chicken parmesan, gnocchi in sauce, beef tortellini, and baked alfredo! It was way too much food, but I ate it ALL! It was authentic and delicious and I Loved EVERY bite!
I have a new favorite Italian place in Provo!! I would suggest it to everyone!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
3. Chapter 10---The month of October!
Like all first dates it was a little awkward, but our activity was effective at putting awkwardness aside and setting the Spirit of Halloween! It was simple, we had a date pumpkin carving contest: couple that carved the best pumpkin won.
I don't lose. Those that know me well, will testify of that fact. I was lucky enough to be asked out by a guy who didn't lose as well. On top of that much appreciated quality, he also was a skilled pumpkin carver in a prior life. As you can tell from the picture, we picked a perfectly round pumpkin---the first necessary step to winning a carving contest. We also secretly bought a pumpkin stencile. Some might call that cheating, which out of jealously some of our competitors did, but we call it using our resources! After I cleaned out the pumpkin's guts, we discovered my date had a natural talent for detailed pumpkin carving. So being the kind of person that I am, I just sat back and looked good and let him do the work, occassionally wiping off the pumpkin goo that was blocking the pattern. I was so good at my job!
Ours is the one on the far left...Obviously, we won. My date being the gentleman he was, let me take the pumpkin back to my apartment--- our VERY FIRST Halloween decoration!! Due to the common knowledge that I love stories and flaunting my skilled winning, I went to wake up my roommates to show them our newest addition.
Sara ran into the kitchen to see the surprise before Jessie could even get out of bed. Thrilled at the beautiful display, but a little confused, Sara ran back in exclaiming, "Katelynn! Your face is on a pumpkin!!!!" Because my life is blessed with having the most oportune timing to create stories under, that comment came just as Jessie was thinking of the best way to roll out of bed. I casually responded, "No... Actually it is a vampire, but yes that is my jack-o-lantern on the counter." Something about that comment, in her half asleep stage, made Jessie unintentionally fall out of bed sending us all into a 2 am laughing fit. This rupture of loud laughter woke up our other roommate, who was not as thrilled about the pumpkin as the rest of us were...
Oh the joy October brings!
Monday, October 5, 2009
2. Chapter 13---Because my stories don't always start with one!
Using baby crush for the first time in front of my new roommates though got quite the reaction! After explained to them though, it created a very accurate scale upon which we can rely on during our nightly "story time." We can now talk about a boy in one of our classes using phrases like, "I think I'm getting a baby crush!" or "I think he's graduating to pre-school!" or "Totally high school!" There is an image associated with each of these terms and I find myself constantly asking, "On a scale of baby to college how would YOU rate this crush??"
It has made our story time so much more effective by establishing a common language among my roommates and I! What started out as just a few minute chat while we brushed our teeth, can sometimes go on for hours until our ornery roommate wakes up and yells at us all to be quiet! That usually makes us giggle harder, but it does send us to bed eventually! It is the highlight of each night, the inspiration for this blog, and basically what dreams are made of!
What would life be like without "story time?" I hope I never have to find out!